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ARIES
Feminism; magic; divorce; Hindu boys holding hands; Breathairians; the devastation of grace and language; kindred spirits; the deep feeling of firing a high gauge bolt-action rifle when you blow a target apart imaging it was not the tree stump but a way to feed your family. The fine English songwriter John Southworth dreams of being a train. I dream of being a Kimber 84M: inexpensive with a low ease of concealment . What do you dream of Aries? Make it happen.
TAURUS
Iran. Ahmadinejad is not crazy like TIME and the rest would like you to think. I met him on Tuesday at Hawaii Bar. He is simply not a very good politician. Too Warren Beaty for most. He tells his truth like so many of us claim to wish of our politicians. We couldn't handle it I guess. I'm quite sure that the Queen of Canada also shares no great love for Israel or fags like me but for her to come out off her spirit animal and say, look I get how he feels ghettoized and pissed but if we let him get the bomb I'm gonna shit myself... this is just not gonna happen. You are addressing the UN next week Taurus. What are you going to say?
GEMINI
The poverty mentality must be shrugged off. Know what your labor is worth. It's worth more than $10.75/hr. let me assure you. Do you think Gomeshi is making mid-six figures because he moused around the halls of the Corpse waiting for cheese slices? No ma'am. No ma'am! Strike hard!
CANCER
So you started smoking again. Good for you Cancer! Ballsy move! It's probably a good choice in the long run. If it reduces your stress and get's you outside meeting colleagues and draft dodgers and breathing in plant life than good. If it's bad for you just quit. The next time someone say it's harder to quit than heroin, get your smokey ass down to a methadone clinic immediately and have a good hard think.
LEO
There is radical acceptance and the moral compass - let's call all that shit God. Forgiving and forgetting the psychopaths for a moment, let's say we all believe in God. Great. Something to believe in. A life in service. Anything to help mend our ways.
VIRGO
There is hostility in the air - the bucolic dread of winter. You are so lonely it hurts. Resist the temptation to deal with this by domesticating a wild animal. Stay lonely. Meditate, cry, check out on the internet, pursue on-line dating, make your own Real Doll, get a teddy beast or go hunting. A rifle is around the same price as a decent electric guitar. Instead of domesticating an animal why not kill one and eat it? Cut off it's hide and head wear that shit around your naked skin for Halloween. Commune with nature whilst exorcising your violence and compassion. This month let's stop torture!
LIBRA
Look. Easy on the lactose. Make your own yogurt if you want or take up sprouting. Just keep things clean. If you want people to come over then keep your house clean. Not too clean. When people ask whether they should take their shoes off before coming in take a good look at their shoes and their fingernails and make a simple informed decision. Do the same when looking for a lover.
SCORPIO
How much of ourselves do we accept and how much do we attempt to change? Forget about the golden key, the graphic scores - keep your feet on the ground and ask yourself the question in a quiet moment. You might be surprised. Oh, and use your breathtaking sensuality to get whatever you want this month. I actually read that once in a horoscope. Lousy advice I think but you know - do it anyway. Make sure you do it. Might as well. I can't.
How much of ourselves do we accept and how much do we attempt to change? Forget about the golden key, the graphic scores - keep your feet on the ground and ask yourself the question in a quiet moment. You might be surprised. Oh, and use your breathtaking sensuality to get whatever you want this month. I actually read that once in a horoscope. Lousy advice I think but you know - do it anyway. Make sure you do it. Might as well. I can't.
SAGITTARIUS
In surveying Offerings increasingly rich mining of the thoughts and deeds of it's local musicians, one notices how deeply and diversely the Stars see the stars. In the October issue Blake Howard speaks about community, spirituality and nature whilst way back in September Sandro Perri prattles on about pouring metaphorical champagne over his head; being preoccupied with manipulation in his exchanges with the outside world; and of course the middle road. I have never met either of these gentleman but it just goes to show what a rich god damned tapestry we're dealing with here south of the 401. This month write a song about community, spirituality and nature, or hell, get right to the good stuff and pour metaphorical champagne over your head. Either way: you deserve it.
In surveying Offerings increasingly rich mining of the thoughts and deeds of it's local musicians, one notices how deeply and diversely the Stars see the stars. In the October issue Blake Howard speaks about community, spirituality and nature whilst way back in September Sandro Perri prattles on about pouring metaphorical champagne over his head; being preoccupied with manipulation in his exchanges with the outside world; and of course the middle road. I have never met either of these gentleman but it just goes to show what a rich god damned tapestry we're dealing with here south of the 401. This month write a song about community, spirituality and nature, or hell, get right to the good stuff and pour metaphorical champagne over your head. Either way: you deserve it.
CAPRICORN
When people say suicide is not an option it means they have ruled it out after some consideration. Sadly for them and for all of us, it clearly remains an option lurking in our darkest hours as a very real way out of this mortal coil. This month Cap, don't do it. Nobody ever feels good about it after. I can't believe I did that! they say as they are reincarnated as cleaners at the Tranzac. The pain will pass. Remember you're too busy living a life in service to consider it! Get back to work babe! I love you too much! Plus facing a Saturday morning after the Queens Players have barfed their self-loathing all over the 19th century T-ZAC cesspool of a "carpet" picking tampons from the female latrines is not worth the vial of pills you're about to wash down with Listerine. l-o-fucking-l.
When people say suicide is not an option it means they have ruled it out after some consideration. Sadly for them and for all of us, it clearly remains an option lurking in our darkest hours as a very real way out of this mortal coil. This month Cap, don't do it. Nobody ever feels good about it after. I can't believe I did that! they say as they are reincarnated as cleaners at the Tranzac. The pain will pass. Remember you're too busy living a life in service to consider it! Get back to work babe! I love you too much! Plus facing a Saturday morning after the Queens Players have barfed their self-loathing all over the 19th century T-ZAC cesspool of a "carpet" picking tampons from the female latrines is not worth the vial of pills you're about to wash down with Listerine. l-o-fucking-l.
AQUARIUS
The Land of Aquarius is a website that talks about nearly every aspect of the Universe. I have never looked at it. This is all from Urban Dictionary. Apparently it, "then shows how to use that knowledge to help yourself out on this planet. The Land of Aquarius talks about a mixture of quantum science and ancient knowledge. The laws of Quantum physics and ancient knowledge tell us that the world is actually an illusion. Since it is an illusion, we can create any reality we wish to see just by changing our thoughts about it. Yeah yeah yeah. Isn't it wonderful to live in such a well-resourced place as the Internet. Forget this. Find a free C.B.T course and take it.
The Land of Aquarius is a website that talks about nearly every aspect of the Universe. I have never looked at it. This is all from Urban Dictionary. Apparently it, "then shows how to use that knowledge to help yourself out on this planet. The Land of Aquarius talks about a mixture of quantum science and ancient knowledge. The laws of Quantum physics and ancient knowledge tell us that the world is actually an illusion. Since it is an illusion, we can create any reality we wish to see just by changing our thoughts about it. Yeah yeah yeah. Isn't it wonderful to live in such a well-resourced place as the Internet. Forget this. Find a free C.B.T course and take it.
PISCES
My dear, dear Pisces: This month, just this month, try to not blame every last goddamned thing on your ex. Check it out! See how it feels! Try blaming no one! Survivor/Victim? Choose your own adventure!